Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 09, 2022

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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 05, 2021

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Cringe Culture is Dead

a thought terminating cliché/mantra that annoying idiots use as an excuse to be annoying.

the reason people are against "cringe culture" is not because it "bullies" people, but because they identify with the things that are noted "cringe".

Person 1: "Errrrrm XD LAWLZ im so RANDUHHHHMMMM lIEk Fore Chan heheheheheeheheheheeee!"
Person 2: "ew cringe"
Person 1: "Erm, Sweaty, cringe culture is dead! LET PEOPLE HECKING ENJOY THINGS!"

by doo123 June 05, 2025

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your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”

teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”

by nannyfanny644 January 06, 2022

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