Ass vacuum

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.

I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.

by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

Schrödinger's Ass

"If a man is blindfolded and inserts his instrument into an unknown asshole, there is a 50% chance that the owner is female, and a 50% chance that the owner is make. Therefore the act of penetration is both gay and not gay, a Schrödinger's Asshole"

-Barrack Obama, 1969

"I just stuck my dick in that Gloryhole at the primary school, and penetrated the tightest, juciest ass ever."
"Bro, that's a major Schrödinger's Ass."

by Randomword69420 September 23, 2019

HOLY ASS

GOD BLESS ASS

BOOTY EATING IS ACTIVE SO GOD BLESS ASS BTW HOLY ASS

by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017

Ass of Doom

Ass Of Doom

Someone with a really big ass, like something that can block out the sun and usually looks really horrible.

JJ: She has got a horrible bottom
Jon: understatement, that thing is hanging out everywhere. Thats the Ass of Doom

by melvinho July 28, 2010

Ass-Worthy

Awful, terrible, worthless.

"Oh my god, what an ass-worthy bitch"

by Murdahrous February 19, 2006

ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

Ass gagging

When you have food poisoning or diarrhea so bad that once you've pooped everything you have, your ass begins to dry heave.

Rob got so sick from the bad Thai food that it only took twenty minutes to begin ass gagging!

by Wrighteous53 December 11, 2017