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When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
mugGet the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug.

Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 5, 2024
mugGet the Japanese old fashionedmug.

Crazy Old Hag

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here
by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Crazy Old Hagmug.

Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.
After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.
by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024
mugGet the Old Fashioned Kathymug.

old grizzly

can be anything it your own code word can mean anything from you hair to the toenail clipper you use and yess i mean anything i know what your thinking about yess it can be that too
yo father got that old grizzly on his finger
by thetruth_dealwithit February 3, 2021
mugGet the old grizzlymug.

Doley Old Goofy

An old friendly man by himself in NYC running a store full of lottery tickets(aka free money)
Walking by the store on 18th St: I’m running low bro I only got $100 left.
Friend: (looks in the store) that’s a doley old goofy let’s hit him for all the 30’s then bend the block
by Dixk August 5, 2021
mugGet the Doley Old Goofymug.

The Old Roblox Community

A community full of edgy degenerate teens and adults with 12-year-old middle schooler behavior (They never grow the fuck up) and would dox, harass, discriminate, humiliate/make fun of, and be a racist and/or a bigot and make false accusations to any innocent person who joins the community, the community makes Old Roblox Revivals but something bad about the revivals are containing malware, spyware, and/or trojan, the Old Roblox Revival websites database can be leaked depends on the level of security on the website, and the worst part is a Remote Access Trojan in the Old Roblox Revival clients. And the darker side of the Old Roblox Community is creeps and pedophiles that groom children (13+ and Under 13) in the community and/or outside the community.

Don't join that community for the sake of your safety, sanity and mental health.
Person 1: Bro, what happened to you? You look depressed as hell, no offense though.

Person 2: My mental health has been ruined by The Old Roblox Community.
by Pancakes55556 February 28, 2025
mugGet the The Old Roblox Communitymug.

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