Michael

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"

by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions

Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning

by Inini February 27, 2024

Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?

That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.

by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024

Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

George Michael

The Poo Haiku poet, the most known by audiences.

George Michael Is friends with Thomas Crapper

by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024

michael knowles

overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.

i just michael knowles in my trousers

by jeremyclarksonzz March 7, 2024