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Michaelism

Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.
"That person is Michaelism at its finest."
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Michael

A dude with a medium sized penis
Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl
by Michael’s medium ding ding November 22, 2021
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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michael

michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.
I love Michael
by Bubble's November 21, 2023
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Michael

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…

(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
by DictionaryCorner1 October 13, 2022
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Michael Horick

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks
Michael horick is my faviort person
by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023
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michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny
michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny
by stanaal July 18, 2018
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