An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.

that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

Social Media Cock Hoarder by themuffler May 14, 2015

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Olympic medal

A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.

Aye bruh i heard your girl earned her Olympic medal.

Olympic medal by Maxter1919 July 24, 2015

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social mediaception

When someone posts something on one social media outlet, then they screenshot it and put it on a different one, then again, then again

"Hey bro, did you see that chicks post?"
"Ya, wasn't it on Facebook too?"
"Yeah, that's some social mediaception right there!"

social mediaception by Toxic Rainbow December 24, 2015

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healthy medium

Kayla and shea

Kayla and shea are healthy medium

healthy medium by huntfish January 13, 2016

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