Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024

douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw

Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."

by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021

douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice

Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.

by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011

Douche

A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick

Look at that gay douche

by Fucdatbish March 25, 2017

douche destroyer

when you exceed the limits of a douche canoe, you must move up a level to a douche destroyer.

Jesus Todd, you're being a real douche destroyer

by queen of the douches January 2, 2017

douche

someone who gets a slap in the face from a hand that touched a wet ass

ahh man you just got douched

by tagnew April 15, 2010

Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.

The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!

by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015