When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019
man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.
by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014
A Bitch with A Loose Pussy
by D. Bankz July 24, 2021
A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.
Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
by paper boat as a hat March 04, 2024
It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.
The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.
I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.
That back yard birding was amazing.
Oooo, backyard bird me baby.
Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.
That back yard birding was amazing.
Oooo, backyard bird me baby.
Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.
by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018
by Wassysassy May 03, 2021