Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009

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Ass vacuum

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.

I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.

by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

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garbage ass

A person that emits such foul odors in the form of flatulence, that people within 20 feet, gag, get watery eyes, and run for cover.

Hey, garbage ass! Quit farting in the work area! We're trying to get something done here!

by lwag63 January 4, 2014

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ass crave

When it's 10:30 on a lonely Wednesday night and all you can think about is all of da bootys

Man my girlfriend broke up with me and I got hella ass crave

by PussyDestroyer69 November 12, 2014

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Ass-UV

A fucking asshole who drives an SUV like they own the road. Said species can be frequently found tailgating late at night with their high beams on. These fuckers can also be found cutting in and out of traffic, driving like they're in a race car and flipping everyone else off for not getting out of their way. Generally Ass-UV's are attracted to the biggest, clunkiest and most gass guzzling SUVs they can find. Think Chevy Suburbans, Ford Expeditions and the like.

Get turn off your highbeams and get out of my backseat you ass-UV!

I was minding my own business driving down the highway and some ass-UV zooms up into my blind side and nearly side swipes me trying to pass on the right.

by phoenix 1997 November 7, 2013

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