birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Anal Munch

Someone who eats out another male or females butthole. Similiar to someone who gives rimjobs, but with teeth.

Dude his lips and mouth totally show that he is an anal munch.

by Anal muncher May 29, 2010

Anal Hydration

Anal Hydration is when you pore water into someones anus, until a juicy froth starts coming out of the persons mouth.

In order to get the Islamic terrorists to talk the CIA decided to use anal hydration.

by Make America Fabulous Again February 24, 2019

Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy

Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

Anale

A very beautiful girl with a very sassy attitude. Anale is usually a funny girl but also can be a stick in the mud. She has a mouth like a fire cracker. If you get on her nerves she will be pissed. She has one of the best body’s that you would ever seen. She makes every girl ever jealous.

Guy 1: who is that?
Girl 1: Anale.

Guy: Damn she’s fine🥵🥵
Girl 1: She’s not that pretty.

Guy 1: you are just jealous of her.

by Dumbitch1 December 10, 2019

Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool

Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak

by Stan3108 August 29, 2018