Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021

Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

wet a fly

Going to fly fish on a nice summer day.

Wanna go hit 18 on the course today? Nah, let’s go hit the river and wet a fly.

by hailscd August 11, 2018

hot wet bomb

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related

I just made a hot wet bomb on him

by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.

by Mr. Donktionary April 5, 2021

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Wet pussy

The private part of a slut that's turned on and wants to be dominated and pounded

Example: "Oh daddy.. I have a wet pussy

by Ngh~ December 15, 2023