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Negative two

The expulsion of fecal material into the partner’s rectum following significant anal dilation secondary to penetrative intercourse
did you hear about the negative two Ben gave his girlfriend? She was coughing up poop for a week
by Hizam555 August 29, 2025
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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
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Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.
"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did
by Zombiman August 11, 2025
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Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool
Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch
by Slack rat May 19, 2023
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Chucking twos

She sent me a picture of her chucking twos.
by FuzzyPanda16 February 25, 2019
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Two and an Ankle

A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.
To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.
by EggBoii December 5, 2022
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two point spread

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.
by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023
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