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Ryan

Someone who you dated when you were 12, broke up with after 2 weeks and didn’t speak to for 3 years. During that time, you reflect on how much of a bitch you were. After a mental break down you are over come with emotions and decide to text him to apologise for how you broke up with him, only for him to reply:

“Wait, we dated?”

I mean. Ryan asked you out 4 times before you finally said yes. How could he forget?
I’m not sad that Ryan forgot we dated, just suprised.
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020
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ryan whore

A whore for a guy with the name ryan. Is attracted to only guys named ryan.
Jessica: ok so ive been talking to this guy, Ryan. But theres also this other guy I meet at the bar, Ryan. So im stuck with which one to choose
Mom: oh Jessica. Your a ryan whore
by heyguysss March 13, 2019
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Ryan

A fly ass Filipino who can dress, has a big dick, most likely has braids and will at all cost steal your bitch.
RYAN is that guy.
by Yieeee November 25, 2021
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Ryan

Ryan is the type of guy that would have a couple of master degrees. He knows how to make a certain girl smile with his Ryanisms. Ryan is extremely sexy but sorry ladies his heart already belongs to one special person. He’s the type of guy that rocks both fatherhood and a backwards hat.
by Winterforthewin November 23, 2021
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RYAN

HOTTEST BOY EVER UGHHHH, BEST HAIR AND IS SO NICE, IS ALWAYS SO FUNNY
RYAN IS SO FUNNY
by ZEBRAGIRL123456789 October 25, 2020
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Ryan

A guy that is strong and good at hiding things if you ever date one you’ll instantly fall in love but it will take him a while to actually fall in love with you... sometimes he is stupid but he’ll come around. Ryan is overall a great person but sometimes he makes you want to kill him and that’s okay because he always makes up for it with his fun personality
Look at that guy over there he’s most definitely a Ryan”
by mydickfeelCRAzzZZyyy August 31, 2019
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Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021
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