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Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
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Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes
Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
by Roaster23 January 8, 2017
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michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes
person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool
by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
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Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.
Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too
by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021
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Michael saliby

Most handsome guy on earth , he’s hot and all girls are inlove with him, he is very loyal to whoever and a real gentlemen so don’t screw your relation with him he’s the best you can ever find.
I personally define Michael Saliby as the best guy in the world
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Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.
'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020
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Michael Poladian

A GIGANTIC meat-rider who just piggy-backs off other people's insults. Beware of these people because they'll continuously meat-ride others but try to defend themselves (VERY HORRIBLY), are 90% of the time a closeted racist, and wear EXTREMELY low pool shorts on a normal day.
I don't think we should be here, what if there are Michael Poladians here?
by FriendGroupDefinitions November 22, 2023
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