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by Spaztrooper October 17, 2016
Get the Michael Jordy Ortizmug. The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.
The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".mug. An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.
“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson
by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022
Get the Michael Momentmug. by stanaal July 18, 2018
Get the michael steelemug. Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021
Get the dancing Michael Robotmug. Michael the most extrodinary, exotic, handsome, most sexiest, unforgettable man you will ever meet. Michael is a dream come true. Michael is one of a kind someone you never thought you would meet never thought exist. A Michael will steal your heart away on the very first day. A Michael will always be there for you as long as your there for him and he will love you like no other you will fall so in love with a Michael if you ever lose him you will probably pull your own hair out because Michael was your every thing your whole life and with out him your lost.
Being with a Michael will make you feel free will make you feel unstobable. Hes stunning look he's extreme tallness and he's baby blue crystals eyes will drive you nuts in a good way. A Michael only comes around once in a life time if your lucky.
by anonymous September 7, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.