Michael

Biggest Weenie Hut Jr. ever to live

Michaels a weenie Hut jr. because he gutters every time at the bowling alley.

by Enjbwrtghewfguiegfuegf May 5, 2022

Michael Bucktooth

When a situation has 0 impact on your life and no one cares about any possible outcome relating to the situation.

My boss is mad I couldnt cover on saturday. But to me thats a Michael Bucktooth cuz i dont care.

Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.

by JackMoozlum May 25, 2022

Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.

“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

Michael J Caboose

A character in red vs blue, he is a member of the blue team. He is umm a loveable idiot. One of my favorite Characters, he cracks me up!

Agent Wash: Caboose toss that grenade. Caboose throws it. Wash: that was the worst throw ever, of all time. Michael J Caboose: not my fault someone put a wall in my way

by Hairy batman 117 April 7, 2021

John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)

John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.

by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025

michael jane

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.

Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.

by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016

Michael Villines

Michael Villines is the most Godly beings on this miserable world. All must follow him, all most worship him. He gives us the happiness we feel. He is kind and loving but can also destroy mortals in mere nanoseconds. All praise be to Michael Villines

I have a shrine dedicated to Michael Villines in my bathroom

by Bdoglet May 26, 2020