eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

International Eat Tears Day

On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!

Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*

by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024

Cheeky Eat

To quickly or swiftly attempt the shoving of a small item of food, rubbish, or anything of the sort, into one’s mouth, using the element of surprise.

*friend looking away, unaware*
*me swiping my hand to his mouth, with an old sandwich*

“CHEEKY EAT!!”

by Dr Baron Ockmann August 12, 2024

Eating carrots analy

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin

Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.

by pentozali November 9, 2013

eat

absorb (financial loss or cost).

"if we had to, we could probably eat the cost"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

bee eating treetles

When your slightly faded while doing hw and you write bee eating treetles instead of tree eating beetles...multiple times.

Trees warned each other of bee eating treetles through their complex mycorrhizal system.

by Gojo1234 February 3, 2023