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man douche

A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
by WordKrapper September 26, 2010
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douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.
by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020
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douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016
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La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills
"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."
by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009
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Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.
Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!
by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019
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Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
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Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!
by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015
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