cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016

Cock-Nuke

A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.

Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.

by Hifoe December 5, 2017

Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014

cock trader

(n) One without wit.

I wish Jeff well, but when he posted that black and white photograph of himself looking across the lake, I knew he was a cock trader.

by Josh Wafer January 1, 2009

cock-feaster

A cock-feaster is someone who loves sucking the cock very much, almost like its there hobby.

"Shut ur fucking mouth you scunt cock-feaster" said Joey DiSalvo.

by Curran July 18, 2004

twatter cock

Someone who has been partially defected from birth

Has a prescribed medicine
Has a urge to produce pequliar facial expressions

Sam had a serious case of twatter cock
Joe's twatter cock starting growing from the genital area

by Unclespunkle November 30, 2017

cock-watching

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent

"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"

by Lazarito February 15, 2022