The date of your conception
One day, while talking to my mom, she mentioned I was made on Dec 3rd (I was born Aug 19th) December 3rd is my XY day. (both dates are true)
by C. Felix November 7, 2005
Get the XY day mug.Thanksgiving is America's very successful attempt at white washing American history (what's new).
Native American's have NOTHING to be thankful for on this lovely day in November, I mean, unless you want to count the small pox infested blankets that almost wiped them out.
On the last day of November American families have the pleasure of gathering around their tables across the country to give thanks. This is a noble act and tradition and should be upheld in spite of the terrible history behind it. In an effort to be sensitive to that history and the beautiful act of practicing gratitude the term "Thanksgiving" has been replaced by some people with "Turkey Day" being as turkeys are a staple in the historically inaccurate fable as well as American tables on this very day.
Native American's have NOTHING to be thankful for on this lovely day in November, I mean, unless you want to count the small pox infested blankets that almost wiped them out.
On the last day of November American families have the pleasure of gathering around their tables across the country to give thanks. This is a noble act and tradition and should be upheld in spite of the terrible history behind it. In an effort to be sensitive to that history and the beautiful act of practicing gratitude the term "Thanksgiving" has been replaced by some people with "Turkey Day" being as turkeys are a staple in the historically inaccurate fable as well as American tables on this very day.
Decent Human Being 1: Happy Turkey Day!!!
Decent Human Being 2: Thanks! You Too!
Decent Human Being: Ooooh! I cannot wait for Turkey Day
Possibly Willfully Ignorant Human Being: What? Thanksgiving? Why do you call it that?
Decent Human Being: Oh, I recognize the day and appreciate being able to spend time with the family but... because of the history of the day, I guess I refuse to celebrate genocide.
Decent Human Being 2: Thanks! You Too!
Decent Human Being: Ooooh! I cannot wait for Turkey Day
Possibly Willfully Ignorant Human Being: What? Thanksgiving? Why do you call it that?
Decent Human Being: Oh, I recognize the day and appreciate being able to spend time with the family but... because of the history of the day, I guess I refuse to celebrate genocide.
by 3rdEyeOpen November 22, 2019
Get the Turkey Day mug.The act of taking out a semi-automatic weapon of your choosing and shooting someone that's taking out the trash, while saying "GARBAGE DAY!"
Person 1: Hey Phil, what are you doing?
Phil: Oh hello, Mark! I'm just taking out the trash!
Mark: GARBAGE DAY!
*mark proceeds to shoot Phil*
Phil: Oh hello, Mark! I'm just taking out the trash!
Mark: GARBAGE DAY!
*mark proceeds to shoot Phil*
by DickweedWeDicdiicDicke2 October 10, 2017
Get the Garbage Day mug.Moopoke is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer who primarily makes content about Persona 4 Arena Ultimax, a title released on PS3 in 2012. On December 10 2021, Atlus (the company behind P4AU) announced an official port of P4AU for Steam, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4. Moopoke Day refers to the day of this announcement and the fact that Moopoke is the most prominent content creator for this game, and as such, fans attribute him as the reason the game is getting ported in the first place.
"Yo, P4AU is getting officially ported! Finally!"
"Guess that makes today Moopoke Day, this woulda never even happened without him."
"Happy Moopoke Day!"
"Guess that makes today Moopoke Day, this woulda never even happened without him."
"Happy Moopoke Day!"
by MisfortuneFeeva December 10, 2021
Get the Moopoke Day mug.A holiday I invented one day, celebrated on March 16. It is celebrated by going wild, which gave the holiday its name. It is also celebrated by singing, dancing, and, best of all, filming the whole scene.
by Seshie January 8, 2009
Get the Insanity Day mug.When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.
On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.
by MathPlus February 14, 2021
Get the Ⓥalentine’s Day mug."...is as crazy as hitler day"
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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