S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

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Plahsoe is an amazing person and they have many diffrent sides with diffrent people they are quite but when you get to know them they are someone special to you they will be there for you and they are mostly Asian they aren't replaceable but be ready to give this big back food every day

Plahsoe is chill dude

by Your fave person March 22, 2025

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Logan P

To have a short dick that is some what cancers but it spreads to the bois if hung out with to long

She completely did a Logan P to the relationship

by Liam and Bestie November 14, 2020

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Bradley P.

A bad-a$$ gamer with tons of friends and many secret identities. He is a stern man with a big problem with laziness and goes around yelling crazy things like "Skratta du Florlar du!". He has big dreams that usually get crushed the moment he tells anyone because they are usually against common sense and logic.

"Hey look its Bradley P. what a cool guy!"
"I heard he has tons of friends and says a bunch of funny and crazy things."
"Ugh but he's so lazy all the time."

by Lil Fence December 15, 2017

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P Rocker

P rocker is a tall lanky type of specimen. they often go for bold, bald headed looks and act strangely homosexual around close friends. They tend to be shy around females but are very funny and are known to be able to recite all SCP variants yet they hide this knowledge.

“Hey you heard or P rocker, he’s that lanky one”
“The buzz cut p rocker? Ye I heard he knows all the scp’s”

by Luhhunnybun June 17, 2022

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