My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

Fire-Mid

Better than Mid its fire mid

That anime isnt mid its fire-mid

by clips2 January 30, 2022

fingers of fire

When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure

Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.

by Dcookieboy June 26, 2016

wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!

by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

Notre Dame is on fire

Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.

"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."

by Antiguns McChestytraps April 15, 2019

fire-tounge

(FI-ER TOONJ) Verb

The act of tounging (skate term) when one's board is on fire or when the obstacle one is skating is ablaze.

Lance Mountain is quite famous for a very radical fire-tounge which is featured in a bones brigade video.

by schralperskaterat June 20, 2013