the bear

On TikTok there is an online discourse about whether as a woman you’d rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear. Women comment bear in comment sections because men do atrocious things that even a bear wouldn’t do.

The bear, next question…
Bear ALL THE WAY!!

The bear. Everytime.

by Cuethesadmusic May 22, 2024

bear hanky

A man’s special cloth utilized in
Post coital cleanup.

The mess was so much, he whipped out his bear hanky to clean it up!

by Capn Oxoff August 3, 2022

polar bear fur

an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair

I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

Bear Trap

Thee act of farting into a glass then quickly flipping it upside down on a table to trap the fart for someone to later pick up and smell the roses

So my bitch of a mom took my playboys so i got her with the bear trap, she didn't see it coming

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

Bears no Mounds

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic

My level of hatred for you bears no mounds!

by RivalingRhinos888 January 7, 2023

Cringy Bear

Take an L you stinky old Bear

When you want a cookie call the noob named Cringy Bear and unfollow him from the twitter.

by realsteel550 February 15, 2021

Wozzy Bear

A man that orders one sausage on his morning breakfast.

“Hey Andy did you see that guy with one sausage on his plate for breakfast?”
“Yes Dan I did he’s a proper Wozzy Bear that guy”

by CLINT Laddy January 10, 2022