chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Titty Milk Fountain

While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.

There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)

by anonymous November 23, 2020

quality milk

Used to show appreciation for something that will improve a situation.

Person 1: I've just bought us some lube for the orgy tonight!

Person 2: Quality milk.

by SpoonerGooner August 7, 2023

Piss Milk

When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it

“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”

by Chickenhandler3000 October 6, 2021

silk milk

A gizmo

Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.

by Anotomoose January 22, 2018

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Milk

Generally an opaque white-colored liquid of high water content but also rich in fat, proteins and simple carbohydrates. Not limited to mammal-produced liquids, milk is a noun that applies directly to liquid of this structure produced by nut fruits such as coconuts, walnuts, almonds, cashews, macadamias, pecans, etc.

That baby is milk drunk..addicted to the boobies.

The hardest part about being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the walnuts.

Breastfed babies receive the majority of their nutrition and hydration from the milk their beautiful mamas produce.

by ohheygwen November 25, 2017