bum-fiddler

Derogatory. One who handles their anus for recreation. Similar in use to wanker.
"That bum-fiddler just cut me up."
by hannahsmetana April 13, 2015
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Bum pussy

Bum pussy is both a proverbial term as well as a noun. Describing the action of a woman showing the vagina from a back facing angle exposing the posterior.
Aw that’s a brilliant bum pussy.
by Skin eplets69 September 19, 2020
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Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 03, 2017
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Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)
by Shandra Mason October 21, 2007
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Bum Babies

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.
'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'
by Nitty420 July 27, 2020
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Bum Babies

I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.
by NavePun January 29, 2022
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