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Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.
by GrowingStains May 7, 2018
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Red Bird

Damn that guy must have a ginger cock he's a real Red Bird
by jayyymaxi January 11, 2023
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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Surfin Bird

A-well-a everybody′s heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a don′t you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
John: Don’t you know about the bird
Sam: no which one
Emily: The surfin bird
Sam: What about the bird
John: Well everybody knows that the bird is the word
John: A-well-a bird, bird b-bird’s the word
by tanzanitegem November 2, 2025
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Dirty bird

Male equivalent of a cameltoe or “frontal wedgie.”
“His shorts were so tight, he was rocking a hardcore dirty bird.”
by ciscokid18 October 5, 2025
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big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.
"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"
by CraLITS April 26, 2024
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The Bird

Verb: The bird/Flipping the bird is when you extend your middle finger & thumb outwards to show anger, frustration &/or disconnect towards someone or something.
Person 1: Fuck you man!
Person 2: No!! Fuck you "dude"!!!
Person 1: You know what
Person 2: What?

Person 1: This (Flips The bird).
by xXJonaXx August 6, 2021
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