eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

alfie eats pc

A name given to a person who is called Alfie who eats pcs

Alfie eats pc what a loser bro

by Woo yuy peel November 6, 2021

Chalk Eating

Used to describe someone learning facts or gathering information.

Example 1: I've done chalk eating for hours in prepartion for the exam.
Example 2: You're giving me so much chalk to eat, slow down.

by ChalkEater1000 August 12, 2024

eat

just that girl

your outfit’s always eat

by anonymous December 6, 2023

Plant Eating Pussy

A Vegetarian

"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."

by anonymous July 30, 2023

Eating Unicorn

when a male puts a dildo on his fore head and eats her pussy while the dildo is in her ass

me and chad wanted to experiment so we tried the Eating Unicorn last night and it was amazing

by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019