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Douche Bag

The_Drawing_Otaku#2437
The_Drawing_Otaku#2437 on discord is the biggest douche bag I know, and I question myself each day how he could pull a goddess like Sunny.
by Peach and Daisy November 8, 2021
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Douche buggery

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.
Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..
by Bugmen September 1, 2018
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Douche

A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick
by Fucdatbish March 25, 2017
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douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice
Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.
by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011
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Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
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Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.
The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!
by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015
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Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018
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