prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

Inward Boner Syndrome

Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.

I heard that kid has inward boner syndrome.

by BigJeffDunhamFan April 10, 2019

Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.

"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"

by Syko-B November 23, 2019

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.

It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.

by Triflegirl January 3, 2020