A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
by GandalftheGreen January 11, 2012
A highly explosive device equipped with LED lights in the shape of one of the Mooninites, and four D batteries; A hoax bomb placed in Boston by "terrists".
The mooninites pwned boston when they placed several lite-brite bombs in boston as a guerilla marketing campaign.
1/31/07 Never Forget
1/31/07 Never Forget
by Twss February 02, 2007
(n) Variation on the cajun hot stick. The act of coating your johnson with wasabi and then proceeding to insert into your partner's vagina in the doggy position, not only creating the element of surprise, but also causing her to either surrender or attempt seppuku.
by Boner Binker October 26, 2006
a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion
by samurai2141 May 04, 2010
The act of parking a car at the top of a parking lot on a hill and releasing the parking brake so that the car slowly rolls down the hill, confusing the shit out of any one in the lot. The steady control of the parking break ensure a slow and steady speed.
For extra confusion, put down the seats down so that no neither you, or any of your passengers and visible to the people outside.
Tip: works best at night
For extra confusion, put down the seats down so that no neither you, or any of your passengers and visible to the people outside.
Tip: works best at night
"Dude, I was walking to my car last night when a sketchy car just slowly rolled by with no one in it."
"Bro you were neutral bombed!. Thats straight hood rat shit, nigga"
"Bro you were neutral bombed!. Thats straight hood rat shit, nigga"
by The Great Niggrissimo January 30, 2012
When a fraternity brother is held squatting over the edge of the frat house roof and drops a
duece toward the earth with the sole intention of his waste landing on a barechested pledge lying prone
below. The poor neophyte must stop the brown bomb from landing on their chest with a plane of see-through glass or plexiglass. Technically, the hot carl bomb only occurs if the plebe fails to block the puck from his pecs.
see also sky shit
duece toward the earth with the sole intention of his waste landing on a barechested pledge lying prone
below. The poor neophyte must stop the brown bomb from landing on their chest with a plane of see-through glass or plexiglass. Technically, the hot carl bomb only occurs if the plebe fails to block the puck from his pecs.
see also sky shit
Droopy's only hope of avoiding the hot carl bomb lied in the suddenly miniscule 2 foot by 2 foot pane of
glass that seperated him from the puckering pinch above and picking poop peanuts out of his chest hair.
glass that seperated him from the puckering pinch above and picking poop peanuts out of his chest hair.
by A Child Without an Eye December 23, 2004
A bomb made with baking soda and vinegar in a plastic bottle shell.
Baking soda and vinegar, both being common household items, are ideal for any wannabe bomber.
Baking soda = A versatile raising agent.
Vingegar = A common, strongly acidic substance.
By filling an empty bottle with about an inch of baking soda and the rest with malt vingar until the mixture turns slightly brown will be the right ratio; thus making a harmful and simple bomb.
Some may need a dash at a hard floor to explode and will be propelled along a large distance.
Baking soda and vinegar, both being common household items, are ideal for any wannabe bomber.
Baking soda = A versatile raising agent.
Vingegar = A common, strongly acidic substance.
By filling an empty bottle with about an inch of baking soda and the rest with malt vingar until the mixture turns slightly brown will be the right ratio; thus making a harmful and simple bomb.
Some may need a dash at a hard floor to explode and will be propelled along a large distance.
by JimmehUK October 21, 2006