Ass-knuckle

Someone who is clueless or stupid.

"Dude the new guy is such a dumbass!

"for real, he's a total friggin' ass-knuckle!

by Skin bone June 21, 2011

Dildo-ass

The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.

1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."

2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."

by John McJohnston November 6, 2010

Ass Pals

Two people in games like Halo or Call of Duty that will almost always be seen together in attempt to outnumber any opponent that would attempt a one on one encounter. Usually wont get any kills without their ass pal right next to them to weaken or finish their enemy.
So close that their usually on each others ass getting kills.

"I would have got him if his Ass Pal wasn't right there."

"Wheres my team I cant take these Ass Pals alone"

by Zean567 May 3, 2010

Ass-Worthy

Awful, terrible, worthless.

"Oh my god, what an ass-worthy bitch"

by Murdahrous February 19, 2006

ass knocker

a complete jackass

my brother is such an ass knocker

by noodle fishing September 29, 2008

Ass-Ho

A person who is constantly providing their ass for other people's "pleasure"

That kid Cullen is an Ass-Ho. He just can't keep his ass to himself

by Panamorous January 22, 2009

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009