anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez August 21, 2016

anal til it's painful

The act of fucking someone in the ass til it hurts both of you.

Man we did anal til it's painful last night!

by Blazingbanette August 20, 2016

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.

Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

anal tickle

An anal tickle is commonly used during sex when you want to have a type of disgusting sexual intercourse.

It happens when u hit it from the back then tickle her ass to make her shit on your dick.
An anal tickle cold also happen when you dickleberrys in ass and it hurts to squeeze it out. So you tickle your anal to get it out .

I have dickleberrys again I think I need anal tickle to get them out.

by vjbbjv July 18, 2016

Anal zoidberg

The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.

I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018