Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022

Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.

She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.

by chokeaho1 June 24, 2022

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

Wet Homosexual

a homosexual that has been made wet by the bathroom.

my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.

by sofasodapop July 2, 2022

Wet

Getting extremely good RNG in a medieval clicker game called Runescape.

"Wow, I just got 3 archer rings in 20 KC at dags, I'm so wet right now"

by BigIron Doo July 5, 2022

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022