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Urban Dictionary Mod 

Someone who hates everyone and want to bully it. For example: I made 3 definitions, they didn’t get published in 2 months, then I made a definition about “Urban Dictionary Definition” with a joke about it being something that never gets published if it’s made by me, AND IT GOT PUBLISHED IN 2-3 DAYS WHAT THE FUCK
Some random internet toxic guy: Haha you’re so bad at this game

Some random normal person: jeez, are you an Urban Dictionary Mod?

Urban Dictionary Challenge 

A friendly competition between friends with the intent of doing the biggest possible number of the stupid and deranged actions listed on this site, before ending up arrested or worse.
Dude, Gooby was doing the Urban Dictionary Challenge and he achieved like 10 Urban-Dictionary-verbs including a Dirty Sanchez after a Speed Bump

Urban Dictionary syndrome

When someone stumbles upon Urban Dictionary when looking for words on Google, thinking that Urban is the name of just another dictionary publisher. They look up a word, find something silly or offensive, and wonder what Urban Dictionary is.
I got Urban Dictionary syndrome in 2007 when I discovered Urban Dictionary looking for big number names like googoldecaplex. I looked up another word and was shocked at a word that came into view.

urban dictionary coincidence 

While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.
Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!

Urban Dictionary slang 

When use of language consists only of words found on urbandictionary.com
You: They had a brown out and when they woke up they were weiner cousins. Too bad someone didnt automagically cock block otherwise they would be able to have their febreze showers in peace.

Jay: To your point, the next day they had a status malfunction.

Maya: You guys are using Urban Dictionary slang...

Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day 

A word that makes it to "word of the day" status on urbandictionary.com which is not actually in common usage but is in fact the creation of a modern-day Shakespeare-wannabe.
Dude 1: "Hey, dude, I don't want to go with my girlfriend to the opera this November."

Dude 2: "Dude, tell her that it is... uh.. Brovember, and that you have to hang out with your bros." (polishes off bottle of Jagermeister)

Dude 1: "Awesome, if I post it on Urban Dictionary then I can show her that this is a real thing and then I won't have to go!"

Satan (listening nearby): "I will ensure that this becomes an Urban-Dictionary-Turd-of-the-Day. Muhuhuhahaha!"