by anonymous February 3, 2024
Get the Baby Beansmug. Someone who is characteristically cute, pure or innocent or even a childlike like person. Someone who makes few genuine mistakes that harm others and if so regrets them deeply.
"hey did you hear? Sarah started crying because she accidentally elbowed Lucy and felt really bad about it."
"Oh my god she's such a bean."
"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"
"Oh my god she's such a bean."
"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"
by Denimbluemitski January 14, 2017
Get the Beanmug. This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
by Garads July 9, 2024
Get the The BEAN (Chicago)mug. guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022
Get the Mexican jumping beanmug. A monkey who has very abnormally large ear structure. He descended from the ape, to walk amongst humans in disguise. It sneaks around stealing unvaluable items, ie. Water bottles, pencil cases, etc.
by Monkey collector April 15, 2024
Get the Cian Beanmug. 1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stanky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!
by bluewafflestomper May 24, 2017
Get the stanky beanmug. by Ribidium February 20, 2019
Get the Beanmug.