John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

Soggy John Travolta

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)

Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"

by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020

John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.

My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.

by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

ron paul john

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.

Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!

by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021

John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.

John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!

by ginobeats November 1, 2010

john cena's arm

A mystical tool given to the great Bendonius on his quest to defeat the humans.

John Cena's arm was destroyed in the battle against MegaMan.

by Bendothemailman September 22, 2016