Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

by Phil H. February 9, 2022

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Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

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Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021

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Scaly Penis

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

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penis clam

Also known as a Geoduck (gooey duck) the penis clam uses its long shaft of a neck to filter the salt water into clean water to deliver it to its base hidden deep below the sand

Wow did you know the shaft of the penis clam can grow up to 3 feet.

by Caramel22 September 12, 2021

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