monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Monkey

An ugly child with a monkey-like face.

Look at that girl! She's a monkey!

by Kokuju20 April 15, 2017

trunky monkey

the person that has to ride in the trunk. either because there are no seats left or as a punishment for somthing they did.

Jim, your riding trunky monkey home

by p smurf April 23, 2004

Bunker Monkey

Paintball Reference: someone who jumps from bunker to bunker without getting hit.

That little bunker monkey is a tough bitch to tag.

by mobilechimp September 11, 2005

marketing monkey

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.

"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"

by D_anonymous October 12, 2005

Swaggless Monkey

Some Who Is Champ, Who Has No Life, Friends Or Money.. Or Just Dont Have Swag.. Other Terms: Swaggles Donkey (You Can Name Anything That Rhymes With Monkey)

If Some Says Something Stupid You Can Say" You Swaggless Monkey!"

While Every1 Was Partying She Was Doing Homework
"Shes A Swagless Monkey"

by Laurel High Crew May 28, 2010