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Tam High 

A high school located in Mill Valley California. Home to the ultimate chillers. Known for its baller campus, bomb parties, and chillers. Definitely the best school in the district because of its G status. Everyone at Tam pretty much parties all the time, and has no trouble throwing up a T. Students spend most of their time at pearls, in n out, stefanos, the bpl, or doing nothing. Ghetto language is frequent, even though most the school is filled with the whitest kids you know.
Girl I'm tryna get to something crackin on friday? Do you know of any funcs?

Nah man but I'm sure the kids over at tam high will have something goin. Hopefully not just the stupid g-spot hitters though.
Tam High by Thighuknow January 26, 2011
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Mike's High Five 

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.
Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!
Mike's High Five by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009

Oak Park & River Forest High School

1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.

2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.

3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college

OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School

New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.

OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..

Blowing My High 

the action that kills the buzz that you feel from weed.
Rob: I Just Saw a Cop Car

Terrance: Fuck, You Blowing My High

Monta Vista High School

A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.

It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.
@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!

Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.

Mason High School 

A school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 fuckin kids go there. If you don't wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. Big obnoxious Jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. Although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. Every Friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells "Comet Country" a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. Even though we never win, no one points out that "Wild Man Whitney" was wrong once again. Finally, everyone wants to be a Lax Bro.
Friend 1"Dude, that kid goes to Mason high school"
Friend 2"How do you know?"
Friend 1"He's wearing a polo and Jordan's that weigh 8 pounds apiece. And look at those socks! They must be touchin his ballsac!"
Mason High School by mynameisbarry October 12, 2011

Gates Chili High School

A high school based in Rochester, New York which is a prison where parents who don't give a shit about their kid send them. The groups that are most common in schools are PR's, ignant black people who stab others with rat tail combs, white people who think they're as black as Djimon Hounsou (from Blood Diamond), and most of the county's whores who produce a fair percentage of it's population. And don't forget that half of the school's population that sell drugs and are pimps. And the other half are innocent kids who are thrown in there because it's cheep and teaches them how to survive in the wild. Also, the school finds it necessary to put most of the black kids in the purple hall.
Jim: Yo dude, you hear about Gates Chili High School?
Fred: Yeah, I heard some kid got stabbed with a comb over a quarter.
Jim: Nah not that. Someone got mauled by a lion in the purple hall!
Fred: Holy shit! That really is a jungle!