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facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.
My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.
by @farmgirl March 9, 2025
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Facebookcracy

It refers to a concept or a system (the situation where Facebook's influence is dominant in politics/public decision-making). It describes a thing – that "thing" being the state of affairs where Facebook holds significant power.
"In an era of Facebookcracy, public opinion can be swayed in an instant by viral posts, making traditional media less impactful."

"Critics argue that the rise of Facebookcracy has led to more emotional and less rational discourse, as engagement often factual accuracy."

"Many developing nations are grappling with the challenges of Facebookcracy, as misinformation spread on the platform can quickly destabilize fragile social environments."

"To truly understand modern political movements, one must analyze the undercurrents of Facebookcracy and how digital influence shapes collective action."
by PNLin October 21, 2025
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Facebook

the place you go to argue with people you thought you knew
aykm, my dear co-Facebookee
by dissedurban November 6, 2025
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Facebook

Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!
Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Facebook hypnosis

like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.
After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.
by luedreamer November 29, 2025
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Facebook Laughing Emoji

A laughing reaction meant for funny posts. What Trump supports love to use.
Man, I hate when Trump supporters use the Facebook laughing emoji. They think everything is funny. Fuck those people. Fuck Trump. Fuck fascism.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 1, 2025
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pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.
Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"
by Amberjean November 30, 2010
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