Daniel is the guy with the whitest white vans in the world. And he got the best friend that loves to compliment him on all his daily outfits.
by tantine August 28, 2016
Get the damn daniel mug.Daniel is one of the most deadest guys around, he has a lack of entertainment, jokes, emotion and overall human features. He represents a human meatball rather than a real human. He has little to know qualitys apart from being annoying, pussy and an overall cunt. He acts like a bitch in front of other females but will be a racist cunt to you or your friends. He will cause arguments everyday, and will seek attention on evervy corner. He has a constant feature of arguing with someone and acting like their bitch the next day. They are the worst
by Wizardly powers June 15, 2018
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he face by cheese product. Sells people half pound assortments of chocolate for more money than they'd pay for a whole pound. Also throws ping pong balls at brown table decorations with astounding accuracy.
he face by cheese product. Sells people half pound assortments of chocolate for more money than they'd pay for a whole pound. Also throws ping pong balls at brown table decorations with astounding accuracy.
Danielle threw that ping pong ball right at the cheese-covered cat that paid too much for his cream-filled chocolates.
by NickEffinB April 13, 2019
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by Pl0000 September 12, 2022
Get the Ok./Daniel mug.1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
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