An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"
Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"
Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."
Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"
Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."
by SumGuyInGA September 12, 2006
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The morning after Kimbo Slice gave Elizabeth a good raw vagina pounding for several passionate hours, Elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said "Damn Kimbo, your slop dick smelled so bad that I couldnt even sleep all night".
by Scottmikie9 November 24, 2006
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A brand of spanner or wrench. (Mentioned in the film 'The World's fastest Indian' by Sir Anthony Hopkins who plays Burt Munro).
A large tool.
A brand of spanner or wrench. (Mentioned in the film 'The World's fastest Indian' by Sir Anthony Hopkins who plays Burt Munro).
A large tool.
That guy from Meir Park thinks he's King Dick!
I've lost my King Dick so how am I going to remove these nuts?
Look at the size of my king Dick!
I've lost my King Dick so how am I going to remove these nuts?
Look at the size of my king Dick!
by Paul Bell August 11, 2006
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Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!
by LSDrew April 16, 2007
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by Brad Sackmann March 7, 2008
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