Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.

What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.

by FerReally January 16, 2020

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Zoo Gang

Tha West Side of Greenville Texas

Zoo Gang the West Side of Greenville Texas

by anonymous June 6, 2023

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Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

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Knob Zoo

vibing around

Lesly: I love knob zooing with ash, katie, and han. they're the best .

by serendipxty June 18, 2020

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zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.

--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---

by AntoniusBeethius November 4, 2009

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1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

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