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Wisconsin Shotgun 

When you shotgun a beer, or do a beer bong and chase with cheese.
I did a Wisconsin Shotgun after the Packers scored a touchdown.

Wisconsin doobie 

A block of cheddar cheese; also referred to as a Wisconsin joint.
The whole family sat there on a Friday night passing around a Wisconsin doobie taking nibbles.

Wisconsin Boy 

Categorized by a series of noticeable traits, such as an enhanced sense of self, normally created by spending too much time indoors, due to inclement weather and constantly rotting his brain by drinking too many local craft brews. In other words, a complete nerd due to his ability to beat others at Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat...impressive. Favorite quotes may include: "One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces stick back together", along with, "you may not be able to control every situation and it's outcome but you can control your attitude and how you deal with it." Sooooo impressively deep, I can hardly believe that there is an intellect like this, that walks among us. We should all be so lucky!
"Kelly, this wisconsin boy needs some lovin. Do you think you're up to the challenge?"

wisconsin harpoon gun 

The Art of giving a facial with cheez whiz and semen simultaneously
"Come on baby, lay that wisconsin harpoon gun on me!"

wisconsin wedding 

A term on Urban Dictionary that is actually an inside joke among friends, reframed as a common definition.
Did you see the entry for 'Psycho Queen?' It makes no sense; it must be a Wisconsin Wedding.

wisconsin rapids steamer 

taking a crap on the area above a womans vagina and then rubbing it in her vaginal area with ur penis.
melissa is taking a shower cause she had a wisconsin rapids steamer last night at the party.