wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Wine Mistake

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine

“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”

by Tillytonks April 15, 2023

Wine sex

Slowly getting drunk but still no joy

She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex

by Whitelines84 October 26, 2018

Wine Voice

When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.

“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James

“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom

“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James

by Jwray all day March 8, 2019

Wine party

A group of workers are actually at work but not doing the work

The Human Resources didn’t email you back for a week? They’re probably having a wine party going on.

by StarryLeo July 20, 2018

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

by bwg1940 March 25, 2021

Brim wine

Wine, up to the brim.

Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.

by Drew Wajer November 30, 2021