wet neck

n. (euphemism) A slit throat.

Not to be confused with the racist characterization Wetneck.

1) I'm gonna give that punk a wet neck for messin' with my bitch!

2) If I don't pay my drug dealer by 5:00, my neck's gonna be wet!

by Ash79 February 1, 2006

wet steak

When a girl gives you a blowjob while you eat a steak, usually performed on steak and blowjob day (march 14).

Logan's mom gave me a wet steak the other day.

by zylent August 14, 2009

Wet beater

A wet wife beater. You usually get one after an intense workout or a long lasting run.

"I was playing basketball for 40 minutes, my wife beater is now a wet beater !"

by Tchelomunhoz April 2, 2010

wet bar

A bar for mixing drinks that has a sink with running water.

My swank bachelor pad has a hot tub and wet bar.

by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004

wet brain

1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....

Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 8, 2006

wet dub

$20 worth of something

Danny:How much?
Frank: "I'll be willin to split the difference for a wet dub!"
Danny: ight nigga

by frnk070 November 9, 2011

Wet Jetson

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.

I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.

by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015