little weener

You have a extremely small penis. Small than the average mouse. Literally, that small of a penis. So small that you would want to donate some of your penis to theirs.

Chris the scavenger has a little weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

Put your weener back in

Settle down,calm down

Dude,put your weener back in

by Brock July 15, 2003

weede

excellent, or 'high-grade' weed. the smoke of choice for connoisseurs.

tyronne: yo man, this shit is banging

Harry: yeah man, it's the high-grade weede

tyronne: fo shiz

by Harry W September 22, 2006

Weederall

When you finished your essay and now are trying to sleep because you have an 8:00 am and it’s 4:32 am

Bro1: Bro I’m exhausted.
Bro2: why, bro?
Bro1: weederall.
Bro2: broo

by Funkyybuttlovinn May 26, 2021

weedgrees

Stoner talk for measurement of temperature (F). Only to be used within close proximity of "the garage," as to thoroughly annoy.

Do you know how many weedgrees it is outside? Shut up or I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Nader H. May 11, 2008

Weeperbate

Masterbating with one's own tears.

Chris spent weeks weeperbating after his recent breakup with Rachel.

Joey was dehydrated and chaffed due to excessive weeperbating brought on by a recent breakup.

Dave retired to his room to Weeperbate.

by MasterWeeper March 9, 2012

Weener bitch

A Bitch who does that extra. Can't make up her mind. The type of Bitch that asks for the manager when it's unecessary.

"That girl made them redo her whole chipotle order because she changed her mind last minute.. what a Weener bitch."

by Soulrose April 1, 2017