Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016

Gainesville wasted

Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.

"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."

by Gnmuller November 29, 2021

tree waste

A disparaging term used for a paper document (usually a book) with useless information on it.

All of the Harry Potter books are a fine example of tree waste.

by signull October 12, 2006

sea waste

waste from the sea of waste that is the sea

Sea Waste is waste from the sea of waste that is the sea.

by crev man September 12, 2013

waste generation

The 21st century generation of mindless, brainwashed imbeciles; with a primary concern of buying poor quality drugs and complaining about how shit their lives' are.

"The waste generation are going to cause the extinction of the human race!"

by educateyourself May 4, 2015

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017