Volgons

The Volgons are probably the single most unpleasant race of the Universe. They are green and slobby, and entirely dreadful. Their poetry is the third worst in the Universe, and by no accounts should you ever let it be read to you, especially by a Vogon himself. In one instance of a Volgon poetry recital, several people died from internal hemorrhaging and one man only managed survival by gnawing off his own leg. The only thing they ever did for the Universe was get rather fat and rich and cause people to have to fill out quite a lot of paperwork, not to mention destroying Earth precisely five minutes before The Question was to be figured out. Their own planet was so disgusted with them that from that day forward it only created the most beautiful and graceful of creatures, such as the diamond-encrusted crabs which the Volgons had quite a tomfoolery of smashing and consuming, even well after they left their home planet to pursue economics.

Human: "My ears are bleeding!"
Hooloovoo: "You should never have allowed those Volgons to read you poetry!"

by chickennuggetandpotato May 23, 2011

brown volcano

when one defacates onto a females chest in between her breasts, then squeezes the breast together, thus forming the "brown volcano."

She'd recieved the angry pirate and the frothy walrus, but the brown volcano took the cake.

by Chris Walkup April 30, 2008

Upside down volcano

A rather graphic representation of a girl on her period.

Man, that girl was bleeding so heavy it looked like an upside down volcano erupting.

by sullent May 25, 2011

Volcano Burn

Short for Dunked In The Volcano & Burn.

Kamek got volcano burned after his friends discovered his Soulseek folder's contents.

by Lupus January 1, 2005

volcanic rimjob

tossing your partners asshole with habinero tabasco or red jalapeno tabasco sauce

After fucking Jenna in the ass she asked me for a volcanic rimjob

by Sincilian February 24, 2009

White Volcano

is the process of laying on your back, filling up your asshole with baby powder or any other similar product and blowing a tremendous fart creating a white cloud similar to the Mt. St. Helens eruption. Also known as torking except substitute baby powder with flame. Very popular amongst drunk irish

skip stephens coming home drunk as hell after a larger mexican dinner. He wil then fill up his anus with powder and blow out his O-Ring sending a large white plume into the air.

by rob November 5, 2004

Volcom-madness

Obsession and madness induced from the working in a Volcom store and the wearing of Volcom merchandising. Behavior includes yelling at strangers wearing Volcom paraphernalia, having an entire wardrobe of their clothes and dreaming about working there again.

"OMG, he's wearing a Volcom T-shirt!" "Had another dream about Volcom last night" "Did you see their new range online??"-She has the Volcom-madness, She caught the Volcom madness from working there too long.

by IHeartAshley April 27, 2011