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verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.
Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.
by MkY January 9, 2006
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verticrump

to give anal and urinate up someones ass(rectum), then it drips out like a tap.
"oh bro, i gave this chick verticrump and it felt so good"
by Yanaru May 28, 2008
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Verti-park

An apartment building for those who aren't quite ready to graduate to a trailer.
The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.
by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008
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Vertiblo

The sensation of vertigo (dizziness, balance disorders, nausea, and vomiting), brought on after doing too many drugs, mainly cocaine, for the body to handle.
I was at the golf course yesterday, but had such a bad case of vertiblo I had to leave after two holes.

I have completely lost the ability to drive a car thanks to this wicked case of vertiblo.
by Mr. BBN July 17, 2009
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Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
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Vertimaid

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.
Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't
by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011
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Vertithrowed

The point of intoxication at which you experience motion while stationary. Typically when you're pretty drunk, hence throwed.
A: Were you at Jeff's party last night?

B: Yeah man, thirty minutes in I was vertithrowed!
by Yourmothergoodsir December 15, 2011
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