Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

Ur mom

The hottest milf ever, she is so hot, genuinely, how did someone so hot make you?

Ur mom

by Peanut_22008 November 22, 2021

Ur mom

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

by Pg foot February 25, 2020

Ur mom

Every 7 year olds favorite two words; the most "savage" words on planet earth.

Henry: this is why you're adopted
Brian:ummmmm...ur mom
Every other kid in the room besides Henry: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

by YeetusDeletusMyFetus March 6, 2020

ur mom

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

by hm yes August 13, 2020

ur mom

wowww ur mom do be fat tho

haha ur mom

by Lundennn September 10, 2020

Ur mom

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020